FW: I just saw this...

[Jerry]

>> Top 10 reasons computers must be male:
>> (annotated version: a male's response)
>> ========================================
>> 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
>>         (Sounds like a brunette).
>> 9.  A better model is always just around the corner.
>>         (See reference: Women run in packs)
>> 8.  They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
>>         (Women: Especially when drunk)
>> 7.  It is always necessary to have a backup.
>>         (hence, the term MISTRESS)
>> 6.  They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
>>         (Then again, so do redheads)
>> 5.  The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
>>         (applies to bedroom golf as well)
>> 4.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
>>         (Blondes have that problem, too)
>> 3.  The lights are on but nobody's home.
>>         (TYPICAL BLONDE)
>> 2.  Big power surges knock them out for the night.
>>         (Can you say 'cum-drunk'?)
>> 1.  Size does matter
>>         (They retire artillery when the rifling's shot
>>          out, too, don't they?)