OFF: What the papers say

[Christian Mumford]

Ah, just have to forward this one, just to remind everyone.......


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>>>> THESE ARE ACTUAL HEADLINES:
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>>>> Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
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>>>> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
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>>>> War Dims Hope for Peace
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>>>> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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>>>> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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>>>> Deer Kill 17,000
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>>>> Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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>>>> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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>>>> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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>>>> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
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>>>> Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down
>>Jaywalkers
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>>>> Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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>>>> Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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>>>> Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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>>>> Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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>>>> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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>>>> Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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>>>> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>>>> British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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>>>> Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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>>>> Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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>>>> Eye Drops Off Shelf
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>>>> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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>>>> Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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>>>> Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
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>>>> Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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>>>> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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>>>> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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>>>> Stolen Painting Found by Tree
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>>>> Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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>>>> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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>>>> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>>>> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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>>>> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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>>>> Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
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>>>> Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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>>>> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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>>>> New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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>>>> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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