OFF: reply to the truth is out there

[Christian Mumford]

At 15:03 24.11.97 GMT+0, m.r. varley wrote:

>Actually I'm convinced that Stan is one of the main causes of my
>drinking problem - my mate Stan keeps buying me drinks!

Now that's what I call a coincidence! My mate Stan keeps buying me drinks
all the time too - "have another one buddy, good for yer soul!" he sez
and hands me another beer. I am inclined to think there's something MORE
than a coincidence going on here! I think my pal Stan may be some kind of
hideous personification of EVIL leading me on to TEMPTATION! And we all know
where THAT one-way ticket of temptation leads.

flogging yet another dead horse,
Christian

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ramming Rudolph The Redbummed Raindeer in the ass, on the roof as the little
children watch in horror.

ObComingEasterToDo: digging out the legendary Tex Blaisdell's drawing of the
crucified weeping little Easter Bunny splattered with broken eggs.