OFF: Moose!

[Daniel Wikdahl]

To Jon "The Moose" Brown, Christian "Little Brother" Mumford
and Theo "Geography? Huh?" Jackson

I've checked the statistics.

1996: 36 000 wild animal accidents
of which 28 000 were collisions with roe deers.
5000 were moose accidents.
Total number of persons killed in traffic accidents 1996: 500
Total number of persons seriously damaged in traffic accidents 1996: 20 000
Persons killed in wild animal accidents: 11
Persons seriously damaged in wild animal accidents: 89

The province Värmland has the highest number of wild animal accidents
in Sweden, 2500 (1995) of which 25% are moose accidents.

60% of all traffic accidents in Sweden involves golfers which are run over
on purpose by drunk Olympic-terrorists in Volvos.

                Daniel "Swenglish" Wikdahl


"Vadå jultraditioner? Hos oss har vi nya traditioner varje år" (CG)

Daniel Wikdahl
Kaptensgatan 2a
S-39 236 KALMAR
SWEDEN
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