OFF: Moose!

[Jon Browne]

In article <1.5.4.32.19970907170657.00913ba0 at mailbox.mc.hik.se>, Daniel
Wikdahl <mpj95wid at MC.HIK.SE> writes
>To Jon "The Moose" Brown, Christian "Little Brother" Mumford
>and Theo "Geography? Huh?" Jackson
>
>I've checked the statistics.
>
>1996: 36 000 wild animal accidents
>of which 28 000 were collisions with roe deers.
>5000 were moose accidents.
>Total number of persons killed in traffic accidents 1996: 500
>Total number of persons seriously damaged in traffic accidents 1996: 20 000

That still sounds like a lot. What's the population again, 'bout 3
million? And why then, are not all Volvo's, fitted with Moose-bars as
standard? This is moose carnage!


>Persons killed in wild animal accidents: 11
>Persons seriously damaged in wild animal accidents: 89
>
>The province Värmland has the highest number of wild animal accidents
>in Sweden, 2500 (1995) of which 25% are moose accidents.
>
>60% of all traffic accidents in Sweden involves golfers which are run over
>on purpose by drunk Olympic-terrorists in Volvos.

I didn't know mooses played golf!
>

>                Daniel "Swenglish" Wikdahl

Thanks, Dan!
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Jon Browne