OFF: MAN VS MOOSE!

[Andrew A. Apold]

>Just saw this on Ceefax:
>
>WANDERING MOOSE LANDS DRIVER IN JAIL
>
>A collision with a moose landed a Normwegian driver in hospital then in jail
>when police found 62lb of hashish stashed in his wrecked car.
>
>The crahs happened at Svinesund in Sweden near the Norwegian border when the
>animal ran out in front of the car.
>
>The 35-year-old driver was taken to hospital with minor injuries.
>
>When his car was towed to a garage for repairs mechanics discoverd the drug
>and reported it to the police.

The guy probably tried to run with the stash and the
local crime figures sent a hit moose to deal with him.

 And he took the stars in his hands
 and as he scattered them he'd shout:
 "I'm the Joker of the Universe!
  I'm What it's all about!"

  - "The Great Sun Jester"
   by Blue Öyster Cult (Eric Bloom, Michael Moorcock)

-AAA