Happy Christmas All

[David G]

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose
to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice
a religion at all;

plus,

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of the other cultures whose
contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to age,
race, creed, color, religion, national origin, disability, political
affiliation or sexual orientation.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for him/herself or others and no responsibility for any unintended
emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the
holiday spirit.)