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[Wilma Berry/ and: or / Wesley]

>> The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word
>>  from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
>>  changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some
>>  recent winners:
>>
>>  Reintarnation:
>>  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>>
>>  Foreploy:
>>  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
>>
>>  Giraffiti:
>>  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
>>
>>  Sarchasm:
>>  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
>>  doesn't get it.
>>
>>  Inoculatte:
>>  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
>>
>>  Hipatitis:
>>  Terminal coolness.
>>
>>  Osteopornosis:
>>  A degenerate disease.
>>
>>  Karmageddon:
>>  It's, like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
>>  right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious
>>  bummer.
>>
>>  Glibido:
>>  All talk and no action.
>>
>>  Dopeler effect:
>>  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
>>  you  rapidly.
>>
>>  Intaxication:
>>  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
>>  was your money to start with.
>>
>>
>>  And, the pick of the bunch:
>>
>>  Ignoranus:
>>  A person who's both stupid and an a*hole.
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