HW:Nik Turner limericks

[Captain Bl@ck]

There once was a man called Nik Turner
Who's sax was a nice little earner
He'd bleep and he'd blart
He'd yowl and he'd fart
So its obvious to all he's a learner.



----- Original Message -----
From: Douglas Pearson <ceres at SIRIUS.COM>
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
Sent: Wednesday, February 07, 2001 8:30 PM
Subject: Re: HW:Nik Turner limericks


> Well, the Hawkwind limerick competition was for real; it ran in Brian
> Tawn's Hawkfan sometime in the early 80's.  The winning entry (IIRC) went
> something like:
>
> I went to the concert at Brum [1]
> Delighted that Hawkwind had come
> But at the end of the night
> I was given a fright
> By the crazy, bald, sax player's bum [2]
>
> [1] That's Birmingham, right?
> [2] Referring, of course, to Nik's penchant for getting nekkid back in
> those days.
>
> Was that your entry, Keith?  I like Al's, too ...
>
>     -Doug
>      ceres at sirius.com
>
> On Wed, 7 Feb 2001 15:05:22 EST, Al Ogilvy <Alogilvy at AOL.COM> wrote:
> > There once was a sax man called Nik
> > Who knew a terrific be-bop lick
> > When put through an audio generator
> > It sounded much greater
> > And with echo became quite psychedelic....