Dave and Nik in "We're mates again" shocker!!!

Richard Lockwood rich at BEERPOWEREDNOISEFRENZY.CO.UK
Wed Aug 14 19:58:14 EDT 2002


> > Actually I can't think of a better conclusion to all of this than Dave
> > and Nik making it up again and Nik re-appearing playing his amazing
> > saxoscope with Dave's Hawks at gigs up and down this fair isle!


Indeed.  Provided Dave could get him to stop when required...

Imagine the scene - anyone who was at the Hawkestra at Brixton will know
what I'm wittering on about...


"Nik, the song's finished."

"BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEWWWAAAAHHHHH"

"Nik, we've finished - we're doing Silver Machine now, which doesn't require
sax."

"BWWWWAAAAAAAAOOOEEEEE  HONK HONK HONK BWAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Nik, are you listening to me?"

"HONK HONK HONK BRRRRRUUUPPPPPP..."

"Nik, would you kindly play that penny whistle thing please?"

"ppphhhhrrreeeeeeppppp  HONK HONK HONK"

"Ideally not at the same time as the Selmar Mk 6 tenor sax that you're so
proud of."

"PPPHHHRRRRRRTTTTTT, frrreeeeeeppppp, HONK HONK HONK"

<BAND>
*wawawawawawawaaaaaashhweeeeeeweeeeshhhhooooowwweeeeoooeeeeoooeeeblangablang
ablanga...*

"I, I just took a ride..."

"HONK HONK HONK I've got a lizard costume dontcha know HONK HONK HONK HONJK
(I'm big in Belgium)"

"Right ladies and gentlemen, we're going home.  We hope you've enjoyed the
show, good night."

"HONK HONK BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA BONES OF ELVIS BWWWWAAAA  HONK HONK
ppphhreeeeeeeeeep."

*click*

"Dave?  Dave?  Who turned out the lights?"

Yup.  I can see that working.

;-)

Cheers,

Rich.



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