OFF: you don't have to be American to say you are still thepresident

[f. rat]

And do you know, I was kicked off this discussion list for better
strofconsc than this???!!! Where's the justice, eh, what's that you say,
speak up sonny my hearing's not what it used to be. etc etc blah blah.

Rat

Amphetamine Embalmer wrote:
>
>
> CHARLIE YUGA'S PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH TO THE PEOPLE
>
> "...wake up heads, freaks, drunks, punks, kids and
> derelict outlaw goths of Belanone and The Golden Dawn!
> Your very own naked, trashy and undead sister with the
> beautiful shaven crotch is spreading her legs like a
> slut and waiting without question because she is
> fucking ready for some of you and your lovin' hussey
> highness, daddy-o! Your woman is stoned, horny, free
> and in love, getting smacked up at age 15 like an
> idiot just for you and your sorry ass spikes and
> leather speedfreak Nazarene self because the name is
> Rob Halford..."
>
> "...your name is Rob Halford senior appearing as Iggy
> Pop and Peter Hammill... as a dead Hilary Stench
> laying around in garages, Gwar's Oderus Urungus and
> Balsac The Jaws of Death, as a youthful Bon Scott, as
> Axl Rose and Slash, as SS mohawk warrior Blacky from
> Voivod, as a
> crazy John Bonham collapsing behind his drumkit, as
> Dave Anderson and Simon King from Hawkwind, Johan
> Edlund of Tiamat, Dave Vanian and Captain Sensible of
> The Damned, an angry and desperate Bob Mould and
> Husker Du belting out the apocalypse and a ton of
> military
> installatons all over NATO, Steve Hillage as Allah
> saluting the swastika in full nazi regalia, a dying
> Edward Ka-Spel in the cancer ward, Johnny Rotten
> giving punks the finger in a hail of fucking spittle,
> the clinically suicidal Ian Curtis playing with a live
> noose for a final time, John Leckie as Elvis, Phil
> Collins on crack, the Subhumans, the guy in Cathedral,
> Gary Ramon blowing somebody's head off with a wah-wah,
> Jello Biafra in a Harley t-shirt, Larry Wallis'
> awesome mid 70's 'Live And Unreleased' stint with the
> Pink Fairies, half the members of Entombed, Andrew
> Eldritch, The Dictators ca. "Manifest Destiny" and
> "Blood Brothers", Roky Erickson, Bon Lozanga,
> Terence Stamp, Captain Jesus And The Sunray Dream,
> Larry from The Mooseheart Faith, Morgoth, Gong,  Alex
> Morgon of T.S.O.L., Batman and Robin, H.R. Giger,
> Renate Knaup, Kurt Vonnegut or just fucking dead
> uncle fucking Dracula, the jehovah, fucking Satan, or
> whomever you may still fucking be, loverboy... we love
> you..."
> -Hare Charlie Krsna Yuga
>
> "still teaching goths how to take apart and
> disassemble machine guns in the 21st century"
>
> (c) 2001-2002 Charlie Yuga
> superskrull666 at yahoo.co.uk
> http://bloomingdales.dreamstation.com/pulp/
>
> ---
> "A 'Bowie-Shag' is when you miss your vein."
> - Dr. Crabstix, Nazi Deadhead Commando And Paramedic
> Hippy Emergency General
>
> You can take the Beatle out of Uncle Charlie, but you
> can't take Uncle Charlie out of The Beatles!"
> - Bastard Ceremonial Proverb Of The Immortal
> Blasphemers Of Sodom
>
> "There remains nothing but juggernauting the
> Apocalypse Übersoul through the constant avalanche of
> dying bodies!"
> - Tubrok The Alterer, Paramilitary Ascendant Archangel
> Of Christ And Avenging Jehovah Of The Revalations
>
> "I actually saw Motörhead play at least seven fucking
> times, right, but I only remembered to bring my
> fucking woman along just once!"
> - The Cannibal Swinger, King Of Romania
>
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