if you don't buy it..i'm gonna kill meself

trev judge48 at HOTMAIL.COM
Sun Aug 2 08:33:58 EDT 2009


Look see, he's at it again

Trev

>>  On 8/2/09, trev <judge48 at hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Yes, well, now I've tried every trick in the book to sell "Live at the
>>> Cosmic Puffin" by Trev and Kev,
>>> I can now announce that it is a titanic flop, having broken all Real
>>> Festival Music sales records in reverse by a total sale of 12 copies
>>> (worldwide) to date...Quite a significant number when one considers the
>>> esoteric science of numerology.
>>> I think the blame must lie squarely on the head of Mike Coleman who's luke
>>> warm and non-committal comments on this masterpiece
>>> have obviously perverted the minds of the sinning members of this list.
>>> However Trev and Kev, undaunted by this typical Coleman Calumny, so
>>> typical of the Hamburger Half-wit, will press on with our growing number of
>>> live engagements where we will reach the hearts and minds not of 12 of the
>>> True Blessed Ones, but of the hundreds and the thousands, thus achieving our
>>> rightful status among the all time Greats (Elvis, Walker Brothers, Jerry Lee
>>> Lewis etc).
>>>
>>> Now as a final gesture, as a demonstration of my own massive magnanimity,
>>> I will hereby expunge the dire and heinous sin of those who have not yet
>>> purchased, thus guaranteeing their place in heaven as opposed to hell and
>>> damnation, by offering one final chance...
>>>
>>> Buy it here and avoid the Eternal Flames of Hell (money back guarantee)
>>> http://www.realfestivalmusic.co.uk/music.html 

>>> See Trev and Kev MySpace for track samples and live engagements
http://www.myspace.com/trevandkev 

>>> Judge Trev
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From: "mike coleman" <insect.brain at GMAIL.COM>
Sent: Sunday, August 02, 2009 12:41 PM
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.ISPNETINC.NET>
Subject: Re: if you don't buy it..i'm gonna kill meself

> AND....(I'm omitting putting OFF because Trev going into one of his
> astronomically numerous suicide threats says it already, and I have no wish
> to shatter his Hawkwind songwriter self vision)
> you think YOU got problems??
> I have become so rebellious with every inhalation that I'm attracting the
> opposite sex
> this wasn't accounted for
> I'm a frickin cross between ET and Uncle fester
> the dollar store diva wants to slam dunk her boyfriend in the deep-end and
> rub herself all over me
> to make things worse, she is arousing to me, and she's 31
> I'm thinking something like
> "does your boyfriend have a gun?"
> (then if I get a no)
> "Ok, we can cruise around in your car and spend your paycheck"
> 

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