The Perfect Day...

[Jerry]

>The Perfect Day
>
>According to.....
>
>HER
>
>08.45   Wake up to hugs & kisses
>09.00   5 pounds lighter on the scales
>09.30   Light breakfast
>11.00   Sunbathe
>12.00   Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
>01.30   Shopping
>02.30   Run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds
>03.00   Facial, massage and nap
>07.30   Candlelit dinner for two and dancing
>10.00   Make love
>11.00   Pillow talk in his big strong arms
>
>HIM
>
>10.00   Wake up
>10.02   Oral Sex
>10.45   Big breakfast
>11.30   Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde
>02.15   Enormous lunch
>03.00   Oral Sex
>03.30   Play sport with the guys
>04.00   Drink beer with the guys
>06.00   Meet Claudia Schiffer
>06.10   Oral Sex
>08.00   Huge dinner, more beer
>11.00   Full on, get down, gorilla sex

Jerry