In Case Of...

[StevePXR5 at AOL.COM]

In case you feel the urge to spread the word about Hawkwind follow this  rule:
DO NOT DO IT!
If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm  
simultaneously and sing "You're Beautiful".
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time doing back-ups of unavailble CD's for your friends.
Follow the bands rule and try to get as far away from the sonic source as  
possible.
 
Do not spread the word.
 
If you do, you may feel dizzy. You may feel the need to vomit. Not to  
mention the aches and pains.
 
Small babies may be placed in special cocoons in which they can listen to  
the standard hourly RockFM broadcasts over and over again.
 
Do not spread the word.
 
Think only of Hawkwind, but do not do not spread the word.
 
I could go on, but can't be arsed.
 
It's late.
 
Steve.