X-Mas Lyrics!

[Bert Edens]

>I want to rub some giblet gravy on my belly

I dunno, Torgo, I'd be worried about this friend of yours... :)

>So let's make some balls of popcorn, and drink some eggnog too
>reach deep into my pocket, there's something just for you,
>something just for you....

Hmmm... Kris Kringle the Pervert... Great concept... :-)

- Bert

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